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Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,290 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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Looming

Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Manhattan Project

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)

Pump up the Volume 5 Points

Reach chaos for the first time

I came prepared. 25 Points

Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.

Einstein Approves 25 Points

Buy the Atomic Bomb

Hero-shima 25 Points

Purchase all of the store upgrades.

E=MCpwned 50 Points

Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier

You must be a relative... 50 Points

Save up $30,000 in earnings.

Teacher's Pet 100 Points

Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

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